The Singing Detectives

Does anyone remember the original ads for drink driving by the NSW Police Force?

I can remember almost all the words… but not quite. If anyone can fill in the gaps, it would be most appreciated, and most hilarious.

I can’t be the only person in the world who’d love to remember this wonderful song in its full glory…

(the question marks represent the missing line)

Here is the incomplete version:

Please accept our apologies for the
inconvenience we are
gonna have to cause you…

But there’s
just no alternative if we’re
gonna let thousands more live
??????????????????

How will you go when you sit for the test?
How will you go when you sit for the test?
How will you go when you sit for the test?
Will you be under 05 or under arrest?