In a tea cup

The Bureau of Medi­oc­rity is pre­dict­ing ran­dom hail stones the size of golf balls to fall in Can­ber­ra some­time in the near future, par­tic­u­lar­ly in the area near Narrabun­dah golf course.

This is good news for the share mar­ket, par­tic­u­lar­ly in the area of hail stone sales on eBay, but also broad­band inter­net where shares sky­rock­et­ed ear­li­er in the week due to the num­ber of times the “Can­ber­ra Storm Pho­tos” were sent via email.

Reports of Tyran­nosaurus Rex, wolf and polar bear sight­ings are yet to be ver­i­fied.