The Bureau of Mediocrity is predicting random hail stones the size of golf balls to fall in Canberra sometime in the near future, particularly in the area near Narrabundah golf course.
This is good news for the share market, particularly in the area of hail stone sales on eBay, but also broadband internet where shares skyrocketed earlier in the week due to the number of times the “Canberra Storm Photos” were sent via email.
Reports of Tyrannosaurus Rex, wolf and polar bear sightings are yet to be verified.
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