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Bill Bovill
Who is Bill Bovill? Bill Bovill is an independant guy who likes stuff. Born from human parents he moved from being a zygote into a fully fledged adult over a period of many, many years. Bill, who has known the meaning of the word “theodolite” since the heady days of Kenny Everett likes to dabble in the grey arts and has often been referred to as “Hey”. Whilst studying the movement of shoulders in the South of François he was once likened to the great Winston Zeddemore, a badge he word with both honour and narcissism. The details of his life between the years 1992 and 1999 has been the subject of much speculation amongst career minded lamplighters. Once thought to be the reincarnation of Jayden, the Patron Saint of Casual Denim, he has appeared on the Worst Undressed List five years in a row. When asked for comment he simply replied “There’s no team in I.” His current whereabouts and facial hair status are unknown, but he is rumored to be working on the musical remake of “Condorman”.
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