Benign Smoothie

Anoth­er entry in my per­son­al dic­tio­nary…

Wait­ress Syn­drome: When a guy is pret­ty darn sure that a wait­ress has the hots for him pure­ly because of the way she smiles at him, attends to him and engages in small talk. As any good wait­ress will tell you: it’s their job.

Also applies to check­out chicks, bar­maids and Lime­stone Lizzie.