The long weak, end

Did you know that the Queen was actu­al­ly born 12 April 1926? That’s right… Eliz­a­beth Alexan­dra Mary Wind­sor won’t be blow­ing any can­dles out this week­end. And did you know that if she reigns as Queen until 9 Sep­tem­ber 2015 she will sur­pass Queen Vic­to­ria as the longest reign­ing monarch in British history?

Now, with Charlie’s pub­licly known desires for rein­car­na­tion as a fem­i­nine hygiene prod­uct (and I ain’t mak­ing this up), who wants to take bets that she’s gonna be sit­ting on that throne for a hell of a lot longer?

Gawd Shave the Queen.