The long weak, end

Did you know that the Queen was actually born 12 April 1926? That’s right… Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor won’t be blowing any candles out this weekend. And did you know that if she reigns as Queen until 9 September 2015 she will surpass Queen Victoria as the longest reigning monarch in British history?

Now, with Charlie’s publicly known desires for reincarnation as a feminine hygiene product (and I ain’t making this up), who wants to take bets that she’s gonna be sitting on that throne for a hell of a lot longer?

Gawd Shave the Queen.