The top 10 signs that your Easter Bunny is crazy:
10. His neighbours describe him as “a quiet loner.”
9. He was removed from Myers last December after screaming at Santa, “You’re going to die up there, fat man!”
8. He can’t stop washing his paws.
7. He spikes his chocolate eggs with Roharepnol.
6. He believes in you.
5. He met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a “suicide egg.”
4. The rotting corpse of the Energizer bunny was recently discovered in his crawl space.
3. He thought Glenn Close did the right thing in Fatal Attraction.
2. He’s hippity-hopped up on crack.
1. He keeps rubbing himself for good luck
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