Hey… top of 2006 to you. I don’t know about you, but I started the year with a great tan… after finishing off last year with sun stroke. I know I’ve said it before, but boy is this universe so neatly balanced:
Eat lots of chocolate, gain lots of fat;
Drive a phat car, drain out your bank account;
Listen to Robbie Williams, get beat up by your friends;
Have a little Ying, get a little Yang.
Still, you should do it all while you’re young… so you’ll be well prepared to do it all again in your thirties!