Hey… top of 2006 to you. I don’t know about you, but I start­ed the year with a great tan… after fin­ish­ing off last year with sun stroke. I know I’ve said it before, but boy is this uni­verse so neat­ly balanced:

Big night on the booze, nasty hang­over the next day;

Eat lots of choco­late, gain lots of fat;

Dri­ve a phat car, drain out your bank account;

Lis­ten to Rob­bie Williams, get beat up by your friends;

Have a lit­tle Ying, get a lit­tle Yang.

Still, you should do it all while you’re young… so you’ll be well pre­pared to do it all again in your thirties!