Cracker

My Bert New­ton Rice Crack­er sold for $189.50. How­ev­er, giv­en that the per­son whom won it told me that the cheque was already in the mail, and I hadn’t giv­en them my address, I’m a lit­tle hes­i­tant to believe that they were gen­uine in their desire to pur­chase the Rice Crack­er. The fact that they then asked me to send the Rice Crack­er to the ‘Eccle­si­as­ti­cal Church of Reformed Sin­ners’ at Mug­ga Way makes me also a lit­tle scep­ti­cal.

So I’m prob­a­bly left with the choice of relist­ing the Rice Crack­er on eBay much to the groan of every­one, or eat­ing the not so deli­cious­ly fresh any­more morsel. But then again, that cheque may yet just mag­i­cal­ly appear…