The Teddy Bear Conspiracy

Have you dri­ven the road between Quean­beyan and Bun­gen­dore late­ly? Have you noticed that there are ted­dy bears nailed ran­dom­ly to trees? What is with that? Every­one I have spo­ken to has a dif­fer­ent opin­ion of what it all means…

It’s a protest to stop child abuse”…

Some­one just stuck their ted­dy bear up and every­one fol­lowed suite”…

It’s a mar­ket­ing ploy to sell more ted­dy bears”…

It rep­re­sents the num­ber of chil­dren who have died on the roads”…

It’s all the bears that tried to escape from Pooh’s Cor­ner but nev­er made it home to Can­ber­ra”…

A crazy old lady who nev­er had chil­dren steals them and nails them to the trees”…

Each bear rep­re­sents some­one mur­dered by the Freema­sons”…

It’s an ad for the movie Toy Sto­ry”…

Do you know the REAL answer?