A Lover of Brown

As you know, I am a lover. A lover of art. A lover of the French. A lover of con­spir­a­cy the­o­ries. A lover of excite­ment, adven­ture, and real­ly wild things. […]


In the Fifth Ele­ment, the lit­tle old Thai man who brings lunch con­soles the dis­grun­tled Kor­ben Dal­las (Bruce Willis) that “math­e­mat­i­cal­ly, luck must change” and that his grand­fa­ther used to […]

The Teddy Bear Conspiracy

Have you dri­ven the road between Quean­beyan and Bun­gen­dore late­ly? Have you noticed that there are ted­dy bears nailed ran­dom­ly to trees? What is with that? Every­one I have spo­ken […]


Heli­copters are so cool. Did you see the Erick­son Air-Crane heli­copters ‘Elvis’ and ‘Isabelle’ deliv­ered to Syd­ney in prepa­ra­tion for the bush­fire sea­son? If you ever get the chance to […]

Motor Show

Being the unashamed petrol head that I am… I’m off to Squid­ney this week­end for the Aus­tralian Inter­na­tion­al Motor Show where I’m gonna feast my eyes on Fer­raris, Lam­bos, Beemers, […]

The Matrix Collection

It’s been a while since I’ve men­tioned this top­ic… but… for all you Matrix nerds out there, there is the mam­moth 10 disc Ulit­mate Matrix Col­lec­tion com­ing out on 10 […]


My sis­ter gave me an Aus­tralian Bird Eat­ing Spi­der for my birth­day in March – much to the hor­ror of any­one whom has since set foot inside my door. It […]


Get­ting my hair­cut the oth­er day, I couldn’t help but eaves­drop on the high­ly charged polit­i­cal con­ver­sa­tion hap­pen­ing next to me. The client was ask­ing the young female hair­dress­er who […]

I Understand Now

Ok, I had anoth­er dream I just need to share (here we go again). The oth­er night I woke up after the most full on and vivid dream I’ve had for […]


Just when you thought I couldn’t be any nerdier or weird­er… I’m total­ly over­joyed to be cre­at­ing life. No fam­i­ly, I haven’t got­ten any­one up the duff (well, not that […]