Spring is the sea­son for sneezin’. And that con­cludes today’s lec­ture on the neg­a­tive aspects of spring.

Woohoo! I love spring. The oth­er day I felt that fuzzy warmth of the sun for the first time, and it made me wan­na dance. Spring brings a buzz and a vibe and a feel­ing of over­all excite­ment and anticipation.

The skirts are get­ting high­er, the hip­sters are get­ting low­er, and fake tan is sell­ing faster than donuts at the AFP café.

But the most impor­tant thing about the com­ing of the warm weath­er is that you don’t have to care about what the hell to do with your jacket.