This weekend I’m going to a 21st birthday party in ‘the country’… or to be more precise, Burra! Those country folk sure know how to party.
A wild boar was caught and raised especially for the occasion… if only it knew the meaning of its name “Kebab”, then it may have had more of an understanding of its fate.
A 16 foot high bonfire has been prepared… the flames will probably be visible from Telstra Tower. Toilet rolls have been soaked in petrol, ready for games of ‘fireball soccer’.
An AC/DC fully loaded Jukebox is being delivered as we speak. The ‘burnout paddock’ has been cleared and watered.
Extra woolly flannelette shirts have been sold out for the entire Canberra region, so don’t try buying one this weekend. They surely do know how to party in the country…
Wish me luck…
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