Peo­ple who know me, know I like sil­ly stuff.

So I thought I’d share one of my all-time favourite things that make me chuck­le — words that look or sound rude, but are not actu­al­ly rude.

Let us begin:

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Mas­ti­cate
Penal
Vol­vo
Sea­men
Kumquat
Phuket
Dido
Bol­she­vik
Shi­ite
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And let us nev­er for­get one of my per­son­al favourites:

Pro­nounce the word ‘Veg­emite’ in the same way as you would pro­nounce ‘Yosemite’.